Monday, February 6. 2006
Boycott Italy! Pray to the flying spaghetti monster.
I call to a boycott of italy. Why? They eat pasta all the time without praying to HIM. This is a clear insult of my religious feelings. What? They do this in other countries as well? Boycott them also! Burn down all pasta companies!If you don't know what I'm talking about: I, like thousands around the world, believe that the world has been created by a flying spaghetti monster. As such, I can't accept the permanent insult of spaghetti by faithless people.
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I prefer last thursdayism. :D (Omg I forgot to buy.., I mean become a slave to a cat, and it's friday...)
I totally agree with you brother, eating pasta all the time without praying to him is an insult of our religion. BUT shouldn't we, instead of burning down the heretical pasta-companies, board them like our Ancestors, the great pirates? Imagine, if we burn down the pasta-companies, how can we make sure not to burn down the pasta? Burning pasta would be a heretical act also! My suggestion is to board and take over the pasta-companies, and to use the good and noodly pasta to praise HIM and to spread HIS noodly word all over italy, and the world!
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Don't worry, no sane Italianman would ever eat spaghetti and meatballs... :S